Ich bin heute morgen bei Facebook über eine Werbeaktion vom Webcomic Penny Arcade gestolpert. Sie verkaufen einen Hoodie mit einem Text drauf, den sie 2006 zum Start eines Videospiels gebracht haben. „I Hope You Like Text“ hat einen Text der so dermaßen Metal ist, dass muss man einfach mal gelesen haben:

Don’t say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I’ve been polite. If you say anything else – word one – I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you the fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming – as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.

I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the Song that ends the Earth.

Das muss man erst mal sacken lassen. XD